Self-released · Vancouver, BC

Dmytro
Kolesnyk

Four novels out with many more to go. Nobody asked for any of them. I can't stop writing them. Read them here for free.

Born in Kyiv, running around Vancouver since 9/11ish. No agent (not for a lack of trying), no plan — just a persistent belief that this stuff is worth reading, undercut by an equally persistent belief that it isn't.

New · Field Edition · 2026

Big Phoney

A short book in verse about artistic ambition, self-loathing, fraudulence, sex, love, ego, depression, and the exhausting comedy of knowing exactly what's wrong with you and still not being able to shut up.

This one was written to be heard as much as read. It's out now — free, on purpose. As it puts it: “It feels like my destiny, but boy, art is tiring.” Or, more bluntly: “I'm not fake, I'm just fiction.”

Found a numbered copy of this out in Vancouver? You're exactly where it wanted you to end up.

Big Phoney cover — a hunched, penguin-shaped iceberg in fog, with a tiny penguin at its tip and a hummingbird silhouette on a branch in the foreground

The Archive

Three earlier books · now free

Most of these barely sold — which is either tragic or freeing, depending how emotionally disconnected I am from writing on a particular day. Big Phoney is the front door. These are what's behind it.

The Sponge cover — two textured red and blue circles on a tan background
No. 1

The Sponge

2015

A young writer flees to Bangkok chasing focus needed to complete his first novel, and finds cheap liquor, bad decisions, and the first real draft of himself instead.

John Loves a Hooker cover — a shattered blender on a red background
No. 2

John Loves a Hooker

2018

A heartbroken amateur chemist, an escort who's too good at her job, and a henchman looking for meaning — all breaking down in the same city, at once.

Ninjas in My Bedroom cover — a ninja face inside an open mouth on a purple background
No. 3

Ninjas in My Bedroom

2022

A transgressive hyper-sexual social horror-satire about a psychopathic phone sex operator and everyone unwise enough to fall under her spell and the tragedies than ensure.

Coming Soon

Late 2027
In progress

Monkey Elementary

A single father tries to keep it together while his young son keeps losing limbs in freak accidents.

Monkey Elementary draft cover — an illustrated chimpanzee face on a green background

A Note on Money

I don't need your money. None of these books were ever going to afford me more than a few packs of cigarettes — which is good, because as business plans go, becoming a best-selling author is impressively bad.

So the PDFs are free. Buy a paperback if you want the object. Share one if it does something to you. Ignore all of it if it doesn't. I'd rather these get read than sit behind the thinnest paywall I could build.